NO STICKY FINGERS!

MOM SAID MEN CAN BE SNEAKY, SO THIS I UNDERSTAND, WHEN WE ARE IN A MOVIE, THAT I SHOULD “HOLD HIS HAND!



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STRICTLY RELATIVE!

CAUGHT WITH ANOTHER MAN’S GIRL, HE’S BEGGING FOR HIS LIFE “I’M SORRY, SIR, I THOUGHT SHE WAS MY LITTLE SISTER’S WIFE”!



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HIM TO HEM!

WHILE CROSSING THE STREET WITH HER CHILD, “HOLD MOMMY’S SKIRT,” SHE’D TEACH IT, HE SAID, “THAT’S OKAY MOMMY DEAR, BUT I CAN HARDLY REACH IT”!



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MONEY, HONEY”!

SHE PAID HIM TO MARRY HER, HE LATER WOULD DESCRIBE, WHEN SHE WAS WALKING DOWN THE AISLE, HE THOUGHT, “HERE COMES THE BRIBE”!



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GOOD DEEDS!

COUNT THAT DAY LOST, WHO’S LOW, DESCENDING SUN, VIEWS FROM THY HAND NO WORTHY ACTION DONE!……ANON.



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FARMACY!

OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM HOPING HE WOULD SUCCEED, WITH A CHICK CHICK HERE AND A CHICK CHICK THERE, HE STARTED TO GROW WEED!



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BAKIN’ ENDS!

“LIAR! LIAR!, PANTS ON FIRE” HE THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS JOKIN’, BUT WHEN HE PASSED A MIRROR, HE SAW HIS BUTT WAS SMOKIN’



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MORGUERITA!

HE SAID ON HIS DEATHBED, “DEAR, I HAVE BEEN UNTRUE”, SHE SAID, : I KNOW THAT DARLING, THAT’S WHY I POISONED YOU”!



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DENIM!

SHE SAID THAT SHE’S A BLUE BLOOD, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, WHEN IT COMES TO GENETICS, WE FIND SHE HAS BLUE JEANS!



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MANUAL DEXTERITY!

HE THOUGHT AT LAST HE’D FOUND A WIFE, DECIDED NOT TO LINGER, FOR WHEN HE ASKED HER FOR HER HAND, THAT SHE GAVE HIM “THE FINGER”!



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