HANDS UP!

THE COP PULLED HIM OVER, HE DIDN’T WANT TO LINGER, WHEN ASKED FOR HIS LICENSE, HE GAVE HIM “THE FINGER”!

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HOUSE SPOUSE!

HE SAID, “I’M LOOKING FOR A WIFE”, THIS ONLINE QUEST HE CARRIED, TO ONE REPLY HE SAID, “SORRY, BUT YOU’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED”!

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SIGN PAINTING!

HIS SIGN, “WILL WORK FOR MONEY”, STANDING OUTSIDE MY CAR, I SAID, “I AGREE BUDDY, THAT’S WHAT I’M WORKING FOR”!

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U R MINE

IT REALLY IS SURPRISING IN AFFAIRS WE ARE SEEING, REALIZING THAT NO ONE ON EARTH CAN “OWN” A HUMAN BEING!

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THE SHELL GAME!

THE TRACK STAR’S FEELING VERY SAD, A FEELING HE CAN’T HURDLE, WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT IN ONE RACE HE’S BEATEN BY A TURTLE!

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KNOCKOUT!

THE BOXER REALLY LOVED HIS TRAINER, BUT THEN THINGS WENT AWRY, WHEN HE FOUND OUT HIS TRAINER’S BETTING ON THE OTHER GUY!

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PLAN, MAN!

GUYS WANT TO BECOME MILLIONAIRES, BUT THIS I’D LIKE TO SAY, SOME FAIL BECAUSE THEY ACT LIKE ONE WHEN THEY ARE ON THE WAY!

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YOUR MAD JESTY!

TRUMP SAYS, “I DON’T ACT LIKE A KING, SO SHUT THAT RUMOR DOWN!, WHEN I’M BACK IN THE WHITEHOUSE, I WANT A BRAND NEW CROWN”!

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NO HOPE!

THE GUY LOST A GOOD PAYING JOB, SO NOW, WHAT CAN HE DO, FOR DOWN AT THE EMPLOYMENT OFFICE, THEY’RE LAYING OFF, TOO!

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BOSOM BUDDIES!

HE DECIDED TO RAPE A GIRL, FHE PAIN, HE CAN’T COMPREHEND, PUT IN A CELL WITH A LARGER GUY, HE’LL GET IT “IN THE END”!

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