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GUT INSTINCT!

WE KNOW THAT WORDS HAVE MEANING, AND THIS I HAVE BEEN TOLD, AND THE WORD CONSTIPATION, MEANS TO HAVE AND TO HOLD!

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A PLUS!

HE LOVES SCHOOLS IN AMERICA, LOVES OUR DEMOCRACY, AND HE JUST LOVES HIS REPORT CARD, FROM C TO SHINING C!

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POLEDELOCKS!

THE TRIPLETS NOW ARE STRIPPERS, DANCING AWAY THEIR CARES, AND ON THE BILLBOARD OUTSIDE, THEY’RE KNOWN AS THE 3 BARES!

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SNEAKERS!

HE’S ON ONE KNEE, PROPOSING, TO HER IT IS OLD NEWS, SHE SAYS, “SIR, WHILE YOU’RE DOWN THERE, WOULD YOUPLEASE TIE MY SHOES”?

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FOOTING THE BILL!

HE’S NOT VERY LITIGIOUS, IN FACT, HE’S A GOOD SPORT, BUT NOW WE FIND HE’S SUING HIS ARCHES FOR NON SUPPORT!

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CINDER FELLA!

STRETCHED OUT IN FRONT OF HER FIREPLACE, SHE IS HIS HEART’S DESIRE, ANGRY BECAUSE HE FELL ASLEEP, SHE SET HIS SOLE ON FIRE

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DADDY OWE!

MAKING LOVE TO HIS LADY FRIEND, AND PRECAUTION? WHY BOTHER!! NOW HE’S PAYING FOR 18 YEARS, BECAUSE “HE IS THE FATHER”!

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DRIVE ALIVE!

HE’S AN AGGRESSIVE DRIVER, WITH EVERY CAR HE’D MEET, HE LEFT HIS CAR IN ROAD RAGE, NOW HE’S DEAD, IN THE STREET!

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MOUTH GOING SOUTH!

ORAL HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT, AND THIS ONE THING IS TRUE, YOU MUST BE TRUE TO YOUR TEETH, OR THEY’LL BE FALSE TO YOU!

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AGREE OR FLEE!

YOUR FRIEND ASKS YOUR OPINION, AND YOUR THOUGHTS YOU EXTEND, AND IF YOU DON’T AGREE WITH HER, SHE FEELS YOU’RE NOT HER FRIEND!

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