Author Archives: David

YOUTH AND TRUTH

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I’D DO A 5K RUN, TO GET TO THE STARTING POINT TO RUN A MARATHON!

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SHOW DOUGH!

THE STORE CREDIT POLICY WAS POSTED, AND IT WAS PRETTY BRASH, IT SIMPLY SAID, “IN GOD WE TRUST”, ALL OTHERS MUST PAY CASH”!

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MOTHERLAND!

THE ALIEN MOTHER WAS PREGNANT, WITH JUST TWO WEEKS TO GO, THEY RUSHED HER ACROSS THE BORDER TO GIVE BIRTH IN MEXICO!

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DEAD ON THE VINE!

HARDWORKING MEXICANS, IN THE FIELDS, THEIR FUTURE IS IN VIEW, THEY’RE DOING MENIAL JOBS THAT AMERICANS WILL NOT DO!

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GIVE ME A CHANCE!

HE IS AN ALIEN, HAS A JOB AS A DEPARTMENT CLERK, HE WANTS TO FEED HIS FAMILY, HE’S AFRAID TO GO TO WORK!

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HEARTH AND HOME!

HARDWORKING FAMILIES LIVING HERE, THE ONLY LAND THEY KNOW, ARE BEING SHAMELESSLY ROUNDED UP AND SENT TO MEXICO!

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REVELATION!

A HOMEOWNER IN A CERTAIN BLOCK CLEARLY UNDERSTANDS THAT BLACKMAIL CAME FROM A POSTMAN WHO HAD DIRTY HANDS!

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UNCAGED!

THEY SAY AMERICA’S A JUNGLE, BUT THERE IS NO SUCH THING! “THE LEADER HAS A YELLOW MANE, AND IS THE “LYIN’ KING”!

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FACE MACE!

HE SAID, ” IT’S THE SWEETEST KISS THAT HE HAD EVER HAD”!, WHEN SHE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS BREATH, THEN HE REPLIED, “MY BAD”!

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DOPEY DOG!

THE DRUG-SNIFFING DOG PROGRAM IS DIFFERENT THAN IT LOOKED, ONE DOG HAS BEEN SNIFFING FOR SO LONG IT FINALLY GOT “HOOKED”!

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