Author Archives: David

EYE LOVE YOU!

HE MET HER ON VACATION, AS ANY TOURIST MIGHT, AS THEY CONTINUED ON THE TOUR, IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SITE!

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SHE’S A KNOCKOUT!

HE HIT ON HER, SHE SAID, “OKAY,” AND HE’S HITTING ON HER THIS VERY DAY!

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PER CUSSIN’

MY WIFE JUST LOVES MY MUSIC, AND WANTS ME TO REPEAT IT, AND SO, NOW SHE ENCOURAGES ME; “YOU TAKE THAT THAT DRUM AND BEAT IT”!

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SEE THERE!

WHEN YOU’RE CONFUSED AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT, KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN AND YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT!

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FRESH HEIR!

HE STARTED TO SMOKE WHEN HE WAS YOUNG, NOW HE HAS TO BREATHE WITH A SINGLE LUNG!

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THE LUNG IS DUNG!

THEY TOLD HIM TO STOP, HE CONTINUED TO VAPE, NOW HIS HOME IS SURROUNDED BY YELLOW TAPE!

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GENERAL MOTIVES!

I WANT YOU TO KNOW, WHEN YOU COSIGN, THE DEBT IS YOURS, BUT THE CAR IS MINE!

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GUT INSTINCT!

WE KNOW THAT WORDS HAVE MEANING, AND THIS I HAVE BEEN TOLD, AND THE WORD CONSTIPATION, MEANS TO HAVE AND TO HOLD!

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A PLUS!

HE LOVES SCHOOLS IN AMERICA, LOVES OUR DEMOCRACY, AND HE JUST LOVES HIS REPORT CARD, FROM C TO SHINING C!

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POLEDELOCKS!

THE TRIPLETS NOW ARE STRIPPERS, DANCING AWAY THEIR CARES, AND ON THE BILLBOARD OUTSIDE, THEY’RE KNOWN AS THE 3 BARES!

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