Monthly Archives: August 2019

ASSIDENT!

I HAD AN AUTO ACCIDENT, ‘TWAS NOTHING I COULD DO, FOR IT SET OFF MY AIRBAG, AND MY PERSONAL AIRBAG TOO!

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HOT DOG!

SHE PROMISED SHE’D GET HIM A DOG, AND KEPT HER WORD, ‘TIS TRUE, WITH MUSTARD, CATSUP AND ONIONS, AND WITH SOME RELISH, TOO!

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THE THIEF OF HEARTS!

RIGHT FROM THE START SHE STOLE HIS HEART, MORE LOVE THAN HE HAD KNOWN, SHE ALSO TOOK HIS NEW PC, HIS WATCH AND HIS NEW PHONE!

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NIGHTY NIGHT!

FINALLY FOUND THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS, COMPLETE, WITH ALL THE FRILLS, FOUND OUT THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS SLIPPED HIM SOME SLEEPING PILLS!

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RECOGNITION OF IGNITION!

SHE WENT ON “PLENTY OF FISH” TO SEE WHAT SHE COULD CATCH, AND THEN SHE SET HIS SOUL ON FIRE BECAUSE SHE WAS HIS MATCH!

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HE SAID,”I CAN’T STOP SMOKING”, AND HE SMOKED EVERYDAY, HE FOUND HE HAD LUNG CANCER, AND HE QUIT RIGHT AWAY!

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HE DIDN’T GET THE JOB, THERE IS NO DOUBT, THEY SAID, “DON’T SLAM THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT”!

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THEY SAID HE WAS TIMID, TO HIM THIS WAS NEWS, ‘TIL HIS WIFE MADE HIM SHINE HER BOYFRIEND’S SHOES!

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HE TOOK NAP IN THE PARK WHICH HE DID LOVE, A BIRD DROPPED A PRESENT FROM ABOVE!

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