Monthly Archives: February 2019

NON DISCLOSURE!

COHEN SAYS TRUMP THREATENED HIS SCHOOL, DON’T TELL MY S.A.T., IF I HEAR YOU REVEALED MY GRADE, THEN YOU WILL HEAR FROM ME!!

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OUTSIDE!

HE LIVES WITH HIS NICE FIANCE, BUT HE IS KINDA’ SNEAKY, AND THEN ONE DAY SHE LOCKED HIM OUT, AND HE CAN GET NO NEW KEY!

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MR. GOOD BAR!

THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS VERY NEAT, HE WAS HER HANDYMAN, SHE MET A GUY WHO’S TWICE AS SWEET, AND HE’S HER CANDY MAN!

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DE LAYIN’

HE HAS A JOB HE HAS TO DO, IT’S A MUST, AND HE KNEW IT, THE ONLY TOOL THAT HE WOULD NEED, WAS GETTING A “ROUND TUIT”!

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GO, BRO!

HE TOLD HER ADIOS, WHICH MEANS “TO GOD, GOODBYE”, BUT SHE SAID “ADIABLO” ‘CAUSE HE;S A CHEATING GUY!

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OFF BEAT!

SOME SAY THEY DO NOT LIKE THE COPS, AND CRITICIZE THEM ALL, WHEN SOMEONE’S KICKING IN YOUR DOOR, WHO ELSE CAN YOU CALL?

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NO 4 SIGHT!

SOME DON’T PLAN FOR TOMORROW, OR WHAT THE DAY WILL BRING IF YOU DON’T STAND FOR SOMETHING, YOU’L FALL FOR ANYTHING!

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100 PROOF!

ON THE HIGHWAY, A SOBRIETY TEST, ONE FOOT IN FRONT, OVER AND OVER, BUT THAT’S ONE THING I CAN HARDLY DO, EVEN WHEN I’M SOBER!

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I DID IT!

HE SAID HE REALLY LOVED THAT GIRL, YOU COULD EVEN SAY AN OBSESSION, BUT HE TIRED OF HER HONESTY, EACH WEEK A DIFFERENT CONFESSION!

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SKIRT ALERT!

IF MEN ARE PERMITTED TO WEAR A GOWN, THEN LONDON BREECHES ARE FALLING DOWN!

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