Monthly Archives: January 2019

OPPOSITION!

PELOSI AND TRUMP CAN’T AGREE ON THE WALL, THE BATTLE IS QUITE INTENSE, SHE SAYS, ‘I’M SORRY YOU WANT THAT WALL, TRUMP REPLIES, “NO,-A FENCE”!

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BAR DER WALL!

MISS POLOSI SAYS, “BUILDING A NATIONWIDE WALL WOULD REALLY BE A SIN, FOR WHILE YOU ARE LOCKING THE ILLEGALS OUT, YOU ALSO ARE LOCKING US IN”!

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CAN’T BEAT IT!

A MAN TAKES HIMSELF A WIFE, FOR IT’S VERY WELL KNOWN, HE’S NOW TAKING HER HAND IN MARRIAGE, WON’T HAVE TO USE HIS OWN!

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STUDENT BODY!

A TEACHER HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A STUDENT IS NOT THE THING TO DO, IT’S SAYING TO THE TEACHER’S SPOUSE, “THE KIDS ARE BETTER THAN YOU”!

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CLOCK WISE!

SOME FOLKS CANT SEEM TO GET IT RIGHT, WITH WISDOM THEY DISPLAY, A CLOCK THAT’S NOT RUNNING AT ALL IS STILL RIGHT TWICE A DAY!

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SHALL FISH!

“YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME AND REALLY FEEL THAT I AM JUST A DUMBO, SWEETHEART, I HOPE THAT YOU ENJOY MY VERY SPECIAL GUMBO”!

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A SHOW OF HANDS!

SOME FOLKS SCARCELY DISPLAY THEIR WISDOM, JUDGING FROM WHAT THEY SAY, A CLOCK THAT’S NOT RUNNING AT ALL IS STILL RIGHT TWICE A DAY!

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SHIP MATES!

A CHEATING WIFE WILL VENTURE OUT, FIDELITY’S IGNORED, WHEN IT COMES TO HER RELATION SHIP, SHE’S SHOUTING, “ALL ABOARD”!

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MODEL BEHAVIOR!

YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, AND THINK THERE’S NOTHING TO IT, YOUR BOYS WILL SAY, CHEATING’S OKAY, ‘CAUSE I SAW DADDY DO IT”!

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AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION!

YOU UTTER VITRIOLIC THINGS, CONSEQUENCES APPEAR, DON’T PUT YOUR LIPS IN MOTION IF YOUR BRAIN IS NOT IN GEAR!

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