Monthly Archives: December 2018

LOUSY SPOUSE!

HE WENT TO THE CASINO, A PLACE WHERE HE COULD VENT, HIS WIFE BLEW MOST OF THE MONEY, ON FOOD, UTILITIES AND RENT!

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BORDER ORDER!

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL, NEXT YEAR WE’LL BE CELEBRATING OUR BRAND NEW BORDER WALL!

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CLOSE MOUTH!

“A RUMOR SAYS I CAN’T KEEP A SECRET, I WOULD LIKE TO QUELL IT, I CAN KEEP A SECRET, IT’S THE ONES I TELL WHO TELL IT”!

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MORAL SIN!

“FATHER, I KISSED A NUN, DAY AFTER THE SABBATH”, “SON, I FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT KISS, BUT DON’T GET INTO THE HABIT”!

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OOPS HOOPS!

THE BASKETBALL PLAYER’S WIFE IN THE MATERNITY WARD GAVE HER SIS A CALL, WHEN ASKED ABOUT HER CONDITION, SHE SAID, “I HAD A BALL”!

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SAME OLD!

“I WON’T MAKE RESOLUTIONS”, HE TOLD HIS BROTHER, THEY GO IN ONE YEAR AND OUT THE OTHER!

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 THEY SAY ZERO MEANS “NOTHING”, AND SO WE SHOULD NEVER CARE, BUT IF I HAD MORE ZEROES I’D BE A MILLIONAIRE”!  $20/$2,000,000

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PASS WORD!

HIS GIRLFRIEND SAW HIS EYE PHONE, THE PICTURES, WONDER WHY PHONE, BECAME A LITTLE CRY PHONE, AND NOW IT;S A GOODBYE PHONE!

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NOBODY’S FUEL!

GRANDDAD WANTED A WOOD BURNING STOVE, THEY FELT THE REQUEST STRANGE, HE SAID, “I’M SORRY, I DON’T FEEL AT HOME ON THE RANGE”!

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HEY! DEES!

THEY SAID HIS MARRIAGE WAS MADE IN HEAVEN, WITH LOVE AND AFFECTION, HE FEELS WHOEVER SAID IT HAD A BAD SENSE OF DIRECTION!

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