Monthly Archives: November 2018

THE COMEDIAN HAD A LOUSY ACT,  THERE’S VERY LITTLE DOUBT,  HE’D LET EVERYONE GET IN FREE,   AND CHARGED THEM TO GET OUT!

“SHE SAID I HADN’T PAID MY RENT,  AND SO SHE LOCKED ME OUT,  WHEN I WAS BANGING ON THE DOOR,  HER HUSBAND KNOCKED ME OUT”!

THIS IS THE WEIRDEST RELATIONSHIP SHE’S EVER HAD,   HER BOYFRIEND’S SON CALLS HER “DAD”!

“I’LL PAY YOU WITH INTEREST WAS MY VOW,  IT’S JUST THAT I’M NOT INTERESTED RIGHT NOW”!

TO MOUNT THE CAMEL,  HE STOOD ON A STUMP,  HIS FRIEND HELPED HIM GET OVER THE HUMP!

THE CHEST X-RAY CAMPAIGN IS SINCERE AND JUST,  IT’S MOTTO, “EVERY CHEST OR BUST”!

HE’D BUY WEED FROM HIS DRUG DEALER,  CREDITED A LARGE AMOUNT,  HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS A CUSTOMER,  THEY HAD  A  “JOINT” ACCOUNT!

SHE SAYS HE ALWAYS DRINKS TOO MUCH,  AND HE IS A SMOOTH TALKER,  SO SHE TOLD HIM TO HIT THE ROAD,  HIM AND HIS JOHNNY WALKER!!

BOUGHT HIM A SUIT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY,  FELT HE LOOKED VERY CUTE,  SHE CAUGHT HIM WITH HIS EX WIFE,  WEARING HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT!!

DISCOVERING OIL ON HIS PROPERTY WOULD NOT MAKE HIM A CZAR,  ‘CAUSE IT WAS IN HIS DRIVEWAY UNDERNEATH HIS CAR!