Monthly Archives: November 2018

CAPTIVE AUDIENCE!

THE COMEDIAN HAD A LOUSY ACT,  THERE’S VERY LITTLE DOUBT,  HE’D LET EVERYONE GET IN FREE,   AND CHARGED THEM TO GET OUT!

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BOUNCER!

“SHE SAID I HADN’T PAID MY RENT,  AND SO SHE LOCKED ME OUT,  WHEN I WAS BANGING ON THE DOOR,  HER HUSBAND KNOCKED ME OUT”!

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MOMMY?

THIS IS THE WEIRDEST RELATIONSHIP SHE’S EVER HAD,   HER BOYFRIEND’S SON CALLS HER “DAD”!

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MAN OF PRINCIPLES!

“I’LL PAY YOU WITH INTEREST WAS MY VOW,  IT’S JUST THAT I’M NOT INTERESTED RIGHT NOW”!

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STAND….UP!

TO MOUNT THE CAMEL,  HE STOOD ON A STUMP,  HIS FRIEND HELPED HIM GET OVER THE HUMP!

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A LUNG TIME!

THE CHEST X-RAY CAMPAIGN IS SINCERE AND JUST,  IT’S MOTTO, “EVERY CHEST OR BUST”!

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MARY WANNA SMOKE!

HE’D BUY WEED FROM HIS DRUG DEALER,  CREDITED A LARGE AMOUNT,  HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS A CUSTOMER,  THEY HAD  A  “JOINT” ACCOUNT!

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KILT GUILT!

SHE SAYS HE ALWAYS DRINKS TOO MUCH,  AND HE IS A SMOOTH TALKER,  SO SHE TOLD HIM TO HIT THE ROAD,  HIM AND HIS JOHNNY WALKER!!

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CLOTHED CAPTION!

BOUGHT HIM A SUIT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY,  FELT HE LOOKED VERY CUTE,  SHE CAUGHT HIM WITH HIS EX WIFE,  WEARING HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT!!

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BIG FUEL!

DISCOVERING OIL ON HIS PROPERTY WOULD NOT MAKE HIM A CZAR,  ‘CAUSE IT WAS IN HIS DRIVEWAY UNDERNEATH HIS CAR!

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