Monthly Archives: October 2018

HELLFIRE!

THE DAMAGE CAUSED BY CIGARETTE SMOKE,   ONCOLOGIST VEXATION,  HE SAYS INHALING NICOTINE IS PREMATURE CREMATION!

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EX HELL!

THE SMOKE STAINS ON THE WALLS OF A ROOM,   FROM SMOKING CAN’T BE DENIED,   JUST THINK WHAT IT DOES TO YOUR BODY,  WHEN IT REMAINS INSIDE!

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VOCAL FOCAL!

HER HUSBAND THINKS HE IS THE PERSON IN CHARGE,  AND SHE SHOULD BE QUIET AS A MOUSE,  SAYS HE CAN BE CALLED THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF,  BUT SHE IS THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!

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BOY TOY!

HE’S A LONG DISTANCE TRUCK DRIVER, FREQUENTLY ON THE ROAD, SHE’D MISS HIM WHEN HE WOULD LEAVE, SO SHE WOULD BE COMFORTED WHILE HE;S AWAY, WITH AN OBJECT FROM ADAM AND EVE!

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GASTRONOMIC ATOMIC!

SHE KNEW THAT HE LOVED CHILI BEANS,  HE ATE ‘TIL HE WAS TIRED,   SHE THOUGHT SCARE HIM FROM BEHIND,  WHICH UNWITTINGLY “BACKFIRED”!

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WETTING DAY!

HE RECALLED WHEN HE MARRIED HER,  THERE WAS A WEDDING SHOWER,   FOR ON THE DAY HE MARRIED HER,  IT RAINED FOR ONE WHOLE HOUR!

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HOT SHOT!

HE’S DOWNTOWN IN PATERNITY COURT, TO SEE IF HE’S THE ONE,  ASKED IF HE USED PROTECTION, SAID, “YOUR HONOR, I HAD MY GUN”!

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TYING THE NOT!

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE TO PROPOSE,  TO HER IT WAS OLD NEWS,  SHE SAID, “NO!, BUT WHILE YOU[RE DOWN THERE, WOULD YOU PLEASE TIE MY SHOES?”!

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THIS IS THE WAY!

HE IS A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER,  GIVES WORDS TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE,  AND THEN YOU SEE ON FACEBOOK,  HE’S ASSAULTED BY HIS WIFE!

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ARM’S LENGTH!

WE USE THE TERM, :I REACHED OUT”,  WITH FEELINGS FROM THE HEART,  BUT SOMETIMES IN OUR REACHING OUT,  OUR ARMS CAN BE TOO SHORT!

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