Monthly Archives: July 2018

GREEN LEAVE$

COLLUSION IS NOT A CRIME, SAYS RUDY GIULIANI, FOR MONEY LEAVES A PAPER TRAIL, YOU JUST FOLLOW DA MAWNEE

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BRUIN’S DOINS!

A BEAR IN THE WOODS FOUND ADEQUATE PREY, IN THE FOREST WHERE FLESH IS, FOUND A COKE IN A CAMPER’S LUNCH, HE HAS “THE PAWS THAT REFRESHES”! ,

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BREAST STROKE!

THE LIFEGUARD RESCUED THE YOUNG MODEL FROM ROUGH AND STORMY SEAS, VIGOROUS MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION, WHILE MASSAGING HER BRIGHT DOUBLE D’S!

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HUMPTY TRUMPTY…WALL!

TRUMP SAYS, “IF I CAN’T HAVE MY WALL, I’LL DO ALL IN MY POWER, TO SHUT THE WHOLE GOVERNMENT DOWN, AND GO BACK TO MY TOWER”!

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THAT “SINKING FEELING!

THE FISHING BOAT CAPTAIN ASKED HIS PASSENGERS, “WHO CAN PRAY, FROM HIS HEART”? 1 GUY SAYS, “I CAN”,- “THEN START RIGHT NOW, WE’RE ONE LIFE PRESERVER SHORT”!

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TOES TO NOSE WOES!

THE SHOE SALESMAN TOLD THE NICE LADY THOSE SHOES ARE REALLY NEAT, AND THEY COME WITH A LITTLE SPRAY BOTTLE TO FRESHEN YOUR FEET!

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ALL A BORED!

BRAGGING, “WE CAME OVER ON THE MAYFLOWER.’ MANY AMERICANS QUOTE, BUT NATIVE AMERICANS THEN REPLY, “YES BUT WE MET THE BOAT!

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DROPOUT$!

GATES, ZUCKERBERG, WINFREY AND JOBS ALL TELL US OF THIS RULE, WE DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE, TO SUCCEED, PLEASE FINISH SCHOOL!

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SO LONG!

HE LOVED HIS LATIN AMERICAN BEAUTY, HE’S HOLDING HER CLOSE, BUT WHEN PAPA SHOWED UP, THE GUY SAID, “ADIOS”!

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WHAT’S UP, DOC”?

HIS RABBIT HAD SURGERY, AND HE THOUGHT IT FUNNY, AFTER THE ANESTHESIA, CALLED IT THE “ETHER BUNNY”!

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