Monthly Archives: June 2018

TAKEN, MISTAKEN!

“I HEARD YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A WIFE”, SAYING YES, HE NEVER TARRIED, TURNS OUT SHE REALLY WAS A WIFE, ‘CAUSE SHE’S ALREADY MARRIED!

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SICK CHICK!

JOHN WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND GAIL, SHE DIDN’T KICK THE BUCKET, BUT SHE TURNED A LITTLE “PAIL”!

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MAISIE’S DAISIES!

THEY GAVE THE BRIDE A LONG, WHITE GOWN, BUT SHE FOUND THIS ALARMING, AFTER SEEING A FLORAL DRESS, SHE NOW FOUND HER “PRINTS” CHARMING!

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I’M COMING, GUMMING!

SHE FELT HER MAN WAS CHEATING, HAVING ILLICIT ADVENTURES, HEARD HE HAD A DINNER DATE, AND SO SHE HID HIS DENTURES!

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“CON” SENT!

A MAN WILL GRAB A WOMAN, ATTACK HER IN A RAGE! HE COULD EXCHANGE 1 NIGHT OF LOVE FOR 20 YEARS IN A “CAGE”

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MARGE IN CHARGE!

THE GUY APPROACHED HER WITH A RAZOR, THE SITUATION DID NOT PHASE HER, FOR AS HE APPROACHED HER, SHE BLASTED HIM WITH HER TASER!

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COUNTENANCE VS SUSTENANCE!

BEING FAMOUS GETS YOUR FACE ON MONEY, A PREMISE THAT IS DUMB, I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY JUST 2 GET MY HANDS ON SOME!

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HOBBY LOBBY!

I HEARTILY AGREE WITH THE N.R.A., OWNING GUNS IS NOT A CRIME, EVERY HOUSEHOLD NEEDS A WEAPON CAPABLE OF KILLING 29 AT A TIME!

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GO N.R.A!.,- THEN WE WILL PRAY!.,

VICTIMS OF THE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS FEEL THAT NO ONE REALLY CARES, THEY DON;T OFFER SOLUTIONS, ONLY “OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!

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DOWNWARD MOBILITY!

SOMEONE MADE THREATS AGAINST ME, WITH MEANNESS AND WITH CLARITY, THEY THREATENED TO HORIZONTALIZE MY PERPENDICULARITY!

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