Monthly Archives: September 2017

ERASEBOOK!

I THOUGHT I WOULD POST BREAKING NEWS; I CAN USE ANY STORY I CHOOSE; A GOOD ONE I CHOSE, ONE THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS, I WAS ABLE TO GET ZERO ZERO VIEWS

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VIEW AND DO!!

LIFE CAN BE FULL OF PAIN AND JOYOUS MIRTH, NO ONE CAN DETERMINE WHAT YOU ARE WORTH, SO BE IT UNDERSTOOD YOU MUST DO ALL THE GOOD THAT YOU CAN WHILE YOU’RE STILL ON THE EARTH!!

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FUNKY DONKEY!!

TO HIM, HIS MULE WAS VERY DEAR; TOOK HIM TO A BAR WHERE HE WENT FOR BEER; IT CAN’T BE DENIED, WHEN HE TOOK HIM INSIDE, THEY SAID,”GET YOUR A__ OUT OF HERE”!!

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TOMORROW! TOMORROW!

HE WAS A SERIAL PROCRASTINATOR, ALWAYS, NOT NOW, I”LL DO IT LATER, FOR A CAREER HE WOULD SEE THAT IT WAS MEANT TO BE, HIS JOB IN LIFE WAS TO BE A WAITER!!

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DESERT!!

A RESTAURANT WAS THEIR WEDDING VENUE; SHE WANTED HIS LOVE TO CONTINUE; HE AGREED TO SAY THAT HE LOVED HER THAT DAY, BEING FAITHFUL WAS NOT ON THE MENU!!

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JIM’S LIMB!!

HE SAID THE COURT FINED HIM TOO MUCH; THE ASSAULT WAS JUST A SLIGHT TOUCH; HE SAID, “I SAW JIM, AND I HIT HIM AFTER HE ASSAULTED ME WITH HIS CRUTCH”!!

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CAFFEINE FIEND!!

THE RESTAURANT PATRON GAVE THE OWNER A WARNING, THE TASTE OF HIS COFFEE WAS ALARMING; SHE BEGAN TO ASSERT COFFEE TASTED LIKE DIRT! WHY NOT? IT WAS “GROUND” THAT MORNING!!

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HUTCH IN THE CLUTCH!!

MOTHER RABBIT WAS IN DESPAIR, ONE OF HER LITTLE TOTS WAS NOT THERE; TO ME, IT’S NOT FUNNY, FOR I, LIKE THAT BUNNY AM ALSO LOSING MY HARE!!

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CUST ODIAN

THE JANITOR MADE LOTS OF CASH; COULD CLEAN UP THE SCENE IN A FLASH; COULD CLEAN UP A ROOM WITH MOP OR A BROOM, BUT HE WAS ALWAYS TALKING “TRASH”!

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