Monthly Archives: July 2017

AMERICARE

TRUMP SAID. “SEND A HEALTH BILL I CAN SIGN”; A BILL WE’LL CALL TRUMPCARE WILL BE JUST FINE; I HATE OBAMACARE, BUT [‘M KEENLY AWARE ALL 50 STATES ARE UNDERWRITING MINE”!

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NO GENERAL MEALS

THEY FOUND THE BODY OF HENRY MILLER, THE CAUSE OF DEATH WOULD BE A THRILLER, STOMACH CONTENTS WOULD DISCLOSE LOTS AND LOTS OF CHEERIOS, THEY KNOW THEY HAD A CEREAL KILLER!!

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BIRTH CONTROL

A GREAT CAB DRIVER WAS MY FRIEND NED; HAD MANEUVERABLE SKILLS IT IS OFTEN SAID; ONE NIGHT HE WAS WILD, SWERVED TO AVOID A CHILD, HE UNCEREMONIOUSLY FELL OUT OF BED !!

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DINAH SAW ‘ER!!

MY BOUTS WITH BINGE DRINKING NEVER STOPS, AND ONE NIGHT I HAD TO CALL THE COPS; THEY SAID “IT’S AN ILLUSION, SIR, IT IS CONFUSION, YOU DID NOT SEE A TRICERATOPS”!!

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GLIB AS LONG AS I LIB!!

I’M A LISPER, THEY THINK I’M A NUT; THEY FEEL I SHOULD KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT; I’M NOT A DEEP THINKER, THEY CALLED ME A STINKER, MY ANSWER TO THEM IS “THO WHAT”!!

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AU FULL!!

THE LADY WAS AN IMPOSING FIGURE; SHE WANTED A BANKROLL THAT WAS BIGGER, TOLD SOME LADIES SHE KNEW SILVER MIGHT BE GOOD FOR YOU, BUT I AM STRICTLY A GOLD DIGGER!!

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TEST TOSTERONE

TWO BOYS CRYING ON THE CURB,BOO HOO; SAYING WE CAN’T DO WHAT THE BIG BOYS DO; SAID THE ELDERLY MAN BOYS, I UNDERSTAND, HE SAT DOWN AND STARTED CRYING, TOO!!

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IT MAKES CENT$!!

IN SCHOOL HE’S THE LEADER OF THE PACK; HIS MOM PAID TUITION FOR JACK; IT WAS HER DREAM HE’D MAKE THE FOOTBALL TEAM, SPENT DOLLAR$ BUT ONLY GOT A QUARTERBACK!!

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LUNCH MEET

MARY L. JONES SPIED MISS MAHONEY, SAYING “I HEARD YOU CALLED MY MAN A PHONEY”! “I HEARD YOU SAID HE WAS A MEATHEAD”! “NO, I JUST SAID HE’S FULL OF BALONEY”!!

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VISIONARIES

A STATELY BUILDING, REACHED FOR THE SKIES, TWO OPHTHALMOLOGISTS WERE THE GUYS, TWO ENTREPRENEURS WITH OPTIC CURES, IT WAS TRULY A SITE FOR SORE EYES!!

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