Monthly Archives: June 2017

MY HO, BRO!!

Being frank was his soubriquet; being honest in every way; you can take that to the bank, he was always being frank UNTIL FRANK came home early one day!!

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CRACK SALESMAN!!

FRIENDS SAID HE WAS JUST A LITTLE SHRIMP, HE WAS TIRED OF JUST BEING A WIMP, HE FOUND HE WAS CUTE IN A STEVE HARVEY SUIT, HE WENT TO HOLLYWOOD AND BECAME A PIMP!!

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FOURTH OF YOU LIE!!

HIS FORAGE INTO MARRIAGE DID NOT PAY, AND HIS DIVORCE WAS UNDER WAY, WHEN IT WAS GRANTED, HE SCREAMED AND CHANTED, “HOORAY, THIS IS INDEPENDENCE DAY”!!

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HARE! HARE!

THE RESTAURANT WAS SERVING RABBIT STEW, ADMITTED THEY PUT IN HORSE MEAT TOO, WHEN ASKED HOW MUCH, THEY WERE SHIFTY, BUT SAID ABOUT FIFTY FIFTY, SPECIFICALLY, THEY SAID, “IT’S OUR HABIT TO PUT IN ONE HORSE AND ONE RABBIT!!

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CHUTE TO KILL!

SHE WAS A PILOT, AND VERY CUTE; A YOUNG SKYDIVER WAS IN HOT PURSUIT; SHE TOLD HIM, “IF YOU LOVE AS YOU SAY YOU DO, YOU’LL JUMP WITHOUT YOUR PARACHUTE”!!

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MARY WANNA!!

SOME PARENTS WILL SUCCEED IN EMPHASIZING WEED, AND SO I’LL MAKE A POINT OF TELLING YOU BEFORE THEY’RE TWO KIDS KNOW HOW TO ROLL A JOINT!!

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CHEESE TEASE

LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON A TUFFET, SAYING, “I AM OKAY WITH IT; BUT SAYING I EAT CURDS IS STRICTLY FOR THE BIRDS AND THEY’LL NEVER GET A WHEY WITH IT”!!!

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FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

BEING CALLED A “LOOSE WOMAN’ SHE SAID “I’M ONLY HUMAN” AS CHARGES AGAINST HER WERE HURLED; AGAINST CHARGES SHE DEFENDS, ” I MAKE LOVE ONLY TO FRIENDS, BUT SHE DOESN’T HAVE AN ENEMY IN THE WORLD!!

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MORGUE MY WORD!!

THE LOVER OF SUE WAS ROBERT DORNER; WHEN SHE DIED, HE WAS THE CHIEF MOURNER; SINCE HE WAS THE M.E. ‘TWAS EASY TO SEE THAT LOVE WAS JUST AROUND THE CORONER!!

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LIMP PIMP

SHE FELL IN LOVE WHILE GOING FOR A SWIM; LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT WHEN SHE ENCOUNTERED JIM; SHE LATER FOUND THAT HE CHEATED REPEATEDLY, SHE THEN knew she WAS MUCH TOO GOOD FOR HIM!!

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