Monthly Archives: April 2017

MAD, JESTY

HIS DELUSION OF GRANDEUR WAS WIDELY KNOWN; COULD BE AS VICIOUS AS AL CAPONE; AT THE TOP OF A STAIR HE PLACED A HUGE CHAIR, TOLD HIS SUBJECTS, “YOU MAY APPROACH MY THRONE”!!

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TRAPPED!!

I THOUGHT I WAS REALLY IN LOVE WITH MATT; I REALLY HAD NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT; I WOULD NEVER LET A MOUSE GAIN ENTRANCE INTO MY HOUSE, BUT I ENDED UP MARRYING A RAT!!

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OTTO, MAN!!

MY THERAPIST CERTAINLY WAS NO GROUCH, WHEN I SAW HER BILL, I HOLLERED “OUCH”, HER CHARGES WERE SUCH, I ASKED HER WHY SO MUCH, SHE REPLIED, “I NEED TO BUY A BRAND NEW COUCH>”!!

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VINEGAR BEND!!

THEIR LOVE SESSIONS WERE IN A DROUGHT, WONDERING WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT, ASKING FOR A KISS, HIS REPLY WAS THIS, “YOUR BREATH SMELLS JUST LIKE SOUR KRAUT”!!

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CHECK, MATE!!

THE GIRL HE MARRIED WAS HIS HEART THROB, INTELLIGENT, HE WROTE A BLOB, SO HE WAS A JERK WHO WOULD NOT WORK, BUT HE FOUND HIS WIFE A SECOND JOB!!

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SAY CHEESE

HER HUSBAND.S STRONG, JUST LIKE A BEAR, MACHO, WITH STAMINA TO SPARE, BUT WHEN A MOUSE ENTERED THE HOUSE HE JUMPED INTO THE NEAREST CHAIR!!

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CARD SHARK

TRUMP AND CLINTON PLAYING CARDS DURING A MEAL, CLINTON WONDERING JUST WHAT HE’LL REVEAL, SHE CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE DOESN’T WIN A HAND, HER OPPONENT KNOWS THE ART OF THE “DEAL”!!

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KEMO SABE!!

IN THIS BANK, I WAS REALLY NOT A STRANGER; MY EXPERIENCE WAS A GAME CHANGER; SO I HAD TO ASK WHY THE TELLER WORE A MASK, SHE SAID “I’M THE LOAN ARRANGER”!!

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LIMBURGER AND FRIES!!

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, THE MOUSE RAN UP THE CLOCK, HE SAID, “LADY PLEASE GO GET ME SOME CHEESE, YOUR FLOORS ARE AS HARD AS A ROCK”!!

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YOU MOTHER!!

OLD MOTHER HUBBARD WENT TO THE CUPBOARD TO GET HER POOR DOGGY A BONE, HE SAID, CAN IT, CHICK, THOSE BONES MAKE ME SICK, I’M HAVING STEAK BROUGHT IN ON A DRONE”!!

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