Monthly Archives: March 2017

ADVENTURE IN DENTURES

SHE THOUGHT IT WAS LOVE. MEETING KEITH  SHE SOON FELT DECEPTION  BENEATH;, SO ONE NIGHT SHE CRIED, FEELING THAT HE HAD LIED, IN FACT HE EVEN  HAD FALSE TEETH!!

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PATRIOT

HER CHARACTER WAS OF LITTLE NOTE;  AN ATTITUDE OF ARROGANCE WITH EVERY QUOTE;  HER DEMEANOR WAS WORSE, YELLING “I’M A REGISTERED NURSE!  SO WHAT!  THAT JUST MEANS YOU CAN VOTE!!

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G.O. PEE

WITH POLITICS, HE WAS EXCITED,   HIS PATRIOTIC FERVOR WAS IGNITED  AND WHEN HE TURNED FORTY HEARD OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, AND WONDERED IF HE WAS INVITED!!

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PERIPHERAL VISION!!

BEING INSPIRED, HE DECIDED TO ENLIST,  OBEY ORDERS,  THE INSTRUCTOR WOULD INSIST;   WHEN THE INSTRUCTOR SAID, “SIR YOU MUST LOOK AHEAD” HE CLOBBERED HIS JAW WITH HIS FIST!!

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ART OF THE DEAL!!

HE HAD A FRIEND NAMED  ARTHUR GOWER,  WHO’S BECOMING UNHINGED  BY THE HOUR,   HE WAS OUT OF HIS HEAD WHEN HE MET ME AND SAID, “HEY MAN I JUST PURCHASED TRUMP TOWER!!”

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APRIL 15

ANY MAN CAN GRIN WHEN HE KNOWS HE WILL  WIN AND HIS TROUBLES WILL LET HIM RELAX, BUT THE MAN WORTH WHILE IS THE MAN WHO CAN SMILE AS HE PAYS HIS INCOME TAX!!

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ALIVE AT 85!!

I HAD A GREAT LIFE IN MY PRIME, NOW I’M REDUCED TO WRITING RHYME; I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT I AM OLD, NOT SO! I’VE JUST LIVED A VERY LONG TIME!!

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AMERICANS ALL!!

THEY COME FROM CHAD AND MEXICO, THIS IS THE ONLY LAND THEY KNOW,  WITH FUTURE PLANNED, THEY LOVE THIS LAND,  THERE’S NO PLACE ELSE THEY  WANT TO GO!!

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LEATHERNECKS NEED NOT APPLY!!

SHE LOVED THE MILITARY MORE AND MORE, WELCOMED ANY SERVICEMAN TO HER DOOR, THE ARMY, NAVY AND THE GUARD   WERE ALWAYS WELCOME IN HER YARD, BUT SHE WAS ROTTEN TO THE CORPS!!

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SOMETHING AFOOT

HE WAS THE VERY LITIGIOUS SORT;  HE WOULD TAKE ANYONE TO COURT,  BUT WHEN HIS FEET SOUNDED “RETREAT,”HE SUED HIS ARCHES FOR NON SUPPORT!!

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