Monthly Archives: February 2017

WE ARE AMERICANOS!!

WE LEFT HOME SEEKING A BETTER LAND,  ON OUR KNEES, PICKING PRODUCE BY HAND,  AND OUR CHILDREN HAVE GROWN IN THE ONLY LAND THEY HAVE KNOWN, UPROOTED, AND NOW WE ARE BANNED!!

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MAKING DOUGH FROM BELOW (a Drug Lord}

DONALD TRUMP WANTS A WALL OR A FENCE, SPENDING BILLIONS  REALLY DOESN’T MAKE SENSE:  SO WE WILL JUST DIG  MAKING TUNNELS SO BIG,  SO ELABORATE  AND THEY WILL BE IMMENSE!!

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AN ILL. LEGAL AILIEN MAID

I CLEANED YOUR ROOM WHEN YOU’D SOIL IT, NURTURED YOUR KID WHEN YOU’D SPOIL IT.  BEEN WITH YOU FOR  YEARS, THROUGH BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS, AND NOW YOU’D FLUSH ME DOWN THE TOILET!!

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bUY sEXUAL

IN THE PHARMACY RESTROOM THERE.WAS CLEANNESS,  THE RESTROOM DEBACLE CAUSED MEANNESS, I WAS VERY MUCH CONFUSED, WHEN SOON I PERUSED  A DRESS-WEARING CHICK HAD A PENIS!!

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UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS

ON THE STREET, I WAS WALKING ALONG,  AND I WAS DOING NO WRONG,  TWO GUYS NEAR THE MALL WERE THROWING A FOOTBALL,  WITH A BAD THROW, THEY “DINGED ” MY DONG!!

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Pickle Indecision

I owned a deli with my friend Phil;  Making pickles was on the bill;  It was in our power to make sweet or sour, but I told him :let’s make a dill!!”

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