Monthly Archives: November 2016

The Bare Facts

Wanting to be the stripper universal, some of  her movements were contraversial,  So making her debut on her career that was new,  she prepared for her undress rehearsal!! r

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Commandeering Chief!!

I’ll probably enjoy presidential power,  making America greater by the hour!  ‘though it’ll hurt like the devil on this lower level, I know I will certainly miss my tower”!!

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Water Boarding!!!

The deserter was a desperate man, and he had a desperate plan;  Decided to go nude swimmin’ with the women in Yemen, When discovered, his answer,”Iran”!!

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Barak, Turn back the clock!!

The racist beheld a strange sight,  with returns he saw election night;  Can’t get in my head, states are blue or red,  when all of them used to be white!!

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Wall to Wall!!

Not wanting His White House to look inferior, Trump enlisted a Secretary of Interior;   and not to appear gaudy, got the draperies from Saudi,  with the borders imported from Syria!!

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Alien Nation of Defection

Some think a border barrier makes no sense ;  Trump’s feelings about it are intense;  I’m a writer, you’ll recall, so if they are going to build a wall, I’d like to be Secretary of De Fence!!

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Fruitless Harvest!

Trump is President, the Trump Pets  blared!!  Enthusiasm by all was not shared;  Their goal would be reached if he were impeached, while some say he should be impeared!!

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Lying Tamer!!

His lion-taming job had him climbing the walls;  Uses a whip and chair whenever duty calls;  But he had a scrape, but managed to escape, and this is the saga of C. Claude Bauls!!

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Oxy-Gin!!

As an R.N. she was simply beautiful, Performing her job, she was dutiful;  She went out to lunch, and drank some strong punch, They determined that she’d had a snooty-full!

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My Dog Tags!

On this holiday, sir are you a vet?   Yes sir, the best one you’ve seen yet!!   When an animal became ill, I would give it a pill,  I stayed here to take care of  your pet!!

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