Monthly Archives: October 2016

Here, Here!!

The new maid’s credentials were stellar,  the owner had one thing to tell her;   Saying “You’re getting paid to be the upstairs maid, so what are you doing in the cellar?”

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Hidden Desires

It’s not so difficult to be in love with someone secretly:  although you can’t reveal the way that you feel, and so discretion is the key.

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Ah loves him

A lady from the South saw Virago, She wanted to go to Chicago!  She went on to say, in her own Southern way,  “My sweetheart goes everywhere ah go”!!

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A chapeau I don’t know!!

He wanted his miss to be a mrs., he showered her with loving and kisses;  When he went to her flat, saw another guy’s hat,  he screamed, “Tell me exactly what this is”!!

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Right on track!!

He compared her to a train running loose,  she is streamlined he soon would deduce,  “The engine is fine,  and the body’s in line, and I simply adore the caboose”!!

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The booze I choose

I must give you a shot the  nurse said, and then walked up to the patient’s bed;   Said the patient, “that’s nice, give me scotch over ice,  and my preference is Johnny Walker Red”!!

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Full Steam Ahead!!

On a cruise ship we were unduly tossed,  The Equator, one day we had crossed;  The  Captain then said, “No storms are ahead,  the only problem is that we are lost”!!

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Oxy-gin

I adored my old sweetheart Bess,  I enjoyed each gentle caress;  and she would repeat, your kiss could be sweet, if you didn’t have such awful breath”!!

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Patchwork

I once worked in a cotton patch, My performance I felt had no match;  My boss, Mr. Ruff said, “This isn’t enough,  You must bring me a much bigger batch”!!

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Vegetating

I always have been very gentle, my prowess has always been mental;  My boss, Mr. Deans said, “You don’t know beans, You don’t know a pea from a lentil”!!

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