Monthly Archives: December 2015

A Walk On

Politicians usually love to talk;   A chance to speak? they will not balk;  Talk has begun that I should run, How? I can hardly walk!!

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Down to the sea in slips!!

The pastor was addressing his flock;  “They’re hiring prostitutes down on the dock”;  The ladies, in an uproar,  rushing angrily to the door;  “Slow down, the ship leaves at 6 O’clock”!!

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Hay There!!

He was a pilot in the cavalry, he’d declare;  There were so many horses there;  A shovel he’d secure, to transfer manure, His orders- pilot here and pilot there!!

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Stand and Deliver!!

They wanted their son to become a teacher;  They would test him with the following feature-  Place a Bible, money and booze, to see which he would he choose?  Took all three,-Our son will be a preacher!!

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Pipe Down!!

Her husband became dumber and dumber;  His pregnant wife dialed his number;  She said , “Honey, it’s no joke, my water just broke, He said, “Relax, Baby, just call the plumber!!”

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