Monthly Archives: November 2015

Maury, Here I Come!

Young girls will feel “he’s the one!”   and carelessly, sex has begun;  Says “we’ve a kid from what we did”! “Not me!! I was just having fun”!!

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OOPS!!

The guys that she dated were varied;  being virtuous, she never tarried;   Early on, it’s her plan to not sleep with a single man, So all the guys she slept with were married!!

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Full Steam A Head!

The man dressed in the Captain.s coat, said” We’re doing all to stay afloat”;  When huge waves would assault, he would explain. “It’s not my fault, remember, we’re all in the same boat!!”

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Crisp Lisp!!

The patient gave the dentist pause,  pants down to ankles, without cause!!  Doc’s English wasn’t very good,  felt that the guy misunderstood when he said to him, “Sir, please drop your jaws!!

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Next!!

Joe ruled the roost, his temper could be heated! King of the castle, could not be defeated!  If someone comes along, to tell him he is wrong, he tells them, “take a number and be seated!!

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No bones about it!!

My Chiropractor is Doctor Meg;  To be with her, I thought I would beg;  When she said, “I confess, the answer is yes!” I thought she was pulling my leg!!

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Coming Clean!

I visited a palm reader called Hope;   asking would it be okay to elope;  She looked at my hand, and said, “Do as you planned, but your hands could use some soap!!”

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Warm heart and a cold

My Asian fiance was loyal and true, called me one day and said she had the flu;  And she was wheezing and starting sneezing,  from then on, her nickname was Ah Chu!!

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Ten-shun!!

My favorite girlfriend’s very clean;  She smiles and she is never mean;  One leg is shorter, so I say,  I gave her a nickname today- On standing up, her name is now “Eileen”!!

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Hats Off!

The devil is a gentleman, Mr. White;  Being guilty of mischief is exactly  right;  The Imp o’ darkness, I’ll admit that he is really guilty of it, but everyone knows he’s not the imp o’lite!!

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