Monthly Archives: October 2015

Clear the Air!!

Consolidated Gas and Continental Can are two stocks that we know;   He had to sell one to improve his cash flow;  The brokerage was nice, and gave this advice, Just sit on your can, and let your gas go!!

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Lumberjack

He went to visit his uncle Fred,  envisioning a calm night ahead;  Fred gave him a tool kit, saying, “You can do it, so go outside and “make your bed”!! 

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B.O.

She feels ultra close when they’re kissing;  smelled an odor too strong for dismissing;   and seething with wrath asked “Did you take a bath?”  He replied, “No,  is there one missing?”

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Mum’s the word!

He promised to love her for life!  would proclaim it with drum or with fife,  telling her, “spread the news to anyone you choose, but for God’s sake, don’t tell my wife”!!  

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Gut Check!!

On their ranch they were called candy makers;  and were known as the sugar and spice bakers;  With confections so sweet, everyone would repeat, that their spread should be called Belly Acres!!

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Comfort Food!!

My husband would eat, then back to bed each day;  So we decided and planned a get-away;  To eat and sleep was a theme he’d keep, so a Bed and Breakfast is where we’d stay!!

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Mr. Clean!!

A human disaster was slouchy Ben;  “Go sleep with the pigs,” said his wife Gwen;  Then all of the hogs gathered their togs, and then proceeded to leave the pen!!

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Semantics

My country is worth dying for;  For serving, they gave me a star;  I heard one day they thought I was gay,  for I was a broad during the war!!

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Payment in Kind!!

To the gorgeous blonde, speeding was a sport!  A highway patrolman pulled her over to write his report! The lady would later say, that day she got away, for she was in the back seat “settling out of court!!

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Ca$h Crunch!

In a paperless toilet stall sat Will;  “Use currency” said his neighbor called Phil;  In a situation so rash, in his billfold he found cash,  asking,  “Have you change for a $5.00 bill?’! 

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