Monthly Archives: August 2015

Clear the air!!

The smoker feared imminent death; Shortness of breath he told his wife Beth;  But his spouse told him “No, that won’t cause you to go, but you’re killing me with your badness of breath!!”

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Operating Room

The stay at home wife felt shopping was such fun!  She purchased fashion items by the ton!  The husband thought that he would do plastic surgery,   cut up her credit cards one-by-one!!

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Enchanting!!

The Mother-in-law entered the room,  told her son’s wife, “You called me a witch, I presume”!  The wife said, “It’s not true,’tis something I would not do, by the way, I got you a new broom!!”

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Keeping on Track!!

The white girl’s father could be very brash!!  He thought her darker fiance was trash!!  When they came face to face,  He asked what was his race,  The boyfriend answered “It’s the hundred yard dash”!!

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Major or “minor”!!

In college, she majored in Art; It was her pursuit, from the start;Her parents learned, when , home she returned,  Art was the name of her sweetheart!!

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Swingers!!

He loved going down the ski slopes; Being a hangman, one of his fondest hopes;  He went to prepare, so he climbed the stair, and the executioner showed him the ropes!!

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Earthy tones!

She was the best girl he had found,  He thought his coffee best around,  and his feelings were really hurt, she said his coffee tastes like dirt,  that very morning that fresh coffee was ground!!

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Whether or knot!

He came home to be cozy and warm;  All night long, the weather did no harm;  For he was content with the night that he spent, cuddled up with his cohort called storm!!

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Lyre! (Music to my ears)!

He, for years, would lie at will;  Untruthfulness gave him a thrill;  Now he is gone, and has passed on, for all we know, he is lying still!!

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Bill of Rites!!

Joe previously worked on local farms,  leaving college as athlete of the dorms;  He exposed his bare chest, the bar owner did protest,  Joe said, “It’s my right to bare arms!!”

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