Monthly Archives: July 2015

So lung, pardner!!

The comedian laughingly would smoke;  Called an oncolgist when he started to choke;  The doctor’s answer was terminal cancer, Now suddenly cigarettes are no joke!!

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Occidental?

A kid from China took my kid to the prom;  His name was Thomas, and I met his mom;Outside our window, a sound was  made,  I went to the window and raised the shade, and there with a camera was … Continue reading

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Shy Fly!!

The artist was one everybody knows, wanted the model in a certain pose;  He asked, “Would I be rude, to ask to paint you in the nude?”  The model answered, “Yes, mister,  so  please keep on your clothes!!” 

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Reaping

Deadbeat fathers, this poem is about;  They are despicable, there’s no doubt;  They’re abandoning their kids, but one day, they’ll hit the skids, and might need their offspring to bail them out!!

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Braking Bred!

He was a great parish priest,  who invited his friend to a feast, telling him, “Would you please just get on your knees, and do 12 “Hail Marys at least”!!  

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A Breakdown?

The neurologist had lots of curves;  She wanted a guy she deserves;  So she told her dude, “I hate your attitude  and the fact is you get on my nerves”!!

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Speak now……………

The chapel was a fabulous room;  The air, fragrant with wafted perfume;  When the minister said, “Who giveth her to be wed, “I do” said the very nervous groom!!

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What’s in a Name?

Billy Quarles had an idea new;  A new tavern was in his view;  and what he would do, is serve smoked meat too,  He’d name it Billy Quarle’s Bar B. Q.!!

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Neigh!!

The horse made her home in Milwaukee;  Her rider was from Kawasaki;  So she felt, of course,  she was a good horse,  but she felt she needed a new jockey!!

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The suburbanite  was a confirmed yuppie! His mouth open wide, like a guppy! he’s a power hog,  saying  he’s a “Big Dog,”    when actually he’s only a puppy!!

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