Monthly Archives: June 2014

Anchors Away!

He is the arrogant Admiral McSwink;  His vanity runs deeper than you thimk;  He feels that his boat will forever remain afloat-  He thinks his ship don’t sink!!

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Man’s best Friend

Got a doggie from my friend Mitch,  and for another, I would not switch;  She’s a real charmer, and I named her Karma, ’cause Karma, she’s a bitch!!

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Can’t believe!/So naive

Sexually active young girls risk infection,  from a guy who only feigns affection; Having sex with some guy, i often wonder why they don’t insist he uses protection!!

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Bouncing Baby Boy?

His pregnant wife had great recall, She loved basketball most of all;  While  thinking of his bundle of joy, whether  it would be a girl or boy,  his wife exclaimed,  “Honey, I’m having a ball”!!

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