Monthly Archives: May 2014

Gender Bender

He said he loved his lovely wife, Ann;  Loving another woman was not his plan;  The lie detector had shown not another woman had he known!! He wasn’t asked about another man!

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Only hair to wear

A bit of information I’d like to share,   The animals have no outer clothing to wear,   despite  his  obvious lack of attire, one warns of a possible forest fire,  I’m speaking of my good friend Smokey the bare!!

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Honey, I’m Home!!

I have a very good friend called Ned;  He was saving her life, is what he said;   “Your wife passed out” and they were mouth-to-mouth, as he resuscitated her in the middle of our bed!”

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Fortunate 500 Firm!

He is known by his friends as “Happy Cliff!”   A contest/ lifetime of Viagra as a gift~  He sent in his ticket to see if they’d pick it,  and they did!! What a lucky stiff!!

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A little butt!!

The couple was sittin’ on a cot;  Their desire to smoke weed was pretty hot!  One said, “It’s no joke,  I’m ready to smoke,  but the baby’s sittin’ on the Pot”!!

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Success!

Playing basketball, I was a flop;  My practicing would not stop!!  Now I can’t believe,  success I would achieve,  with a slam dunk at the doughnut shop!!

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Knit Wit!

A very vocal guy is Donald Sterling; Except for the verbiage he’s hurling;  He has now reached the age to descend from the stage,  and commence with some knitting and purling!!

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Veteran’s Appreciation

He engages in a battle that is heated;  He fights until the enemy is defeated;  Wounded, returns with mates, and treatment he awaits, and passes away before he can be treated!!

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Maternally Eternally!

Taking you in her arms, almost to smother,  her embrace, it seems, is like no other;  Siblings you adore, you may have by the score, but you’ll only have One Mother!!

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A Squirrelly Dog!

The burglar was writhing in pain; The dog gave  him injuries that remain!  He said, “It appears I’m always in tears,  “I’ll never be a father again!”

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