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Monthly Archives: April 2014
Too Late!
In college 15 units I have carried; and it’s been two long years that I have tarried; It now has dawned on me, I can’t get a bachelor’s degree, for since I started, I have gotten married!!
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Good enough to eat!
Her husband’s cheating threw her for a loop! To dispose of him, online she thought she’d snoop= Her search would prove expedient, with him the main ingredient, She cooked up a big pot of cannibal’s soup!!
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She was his Hart!
An Elk, known to be hale and hearty, loved a little deer, whom he called Marty; Going to a nice affair, said she couldn’t be there, “cause it’s going to be a Stag party!!
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Cleaning and Depressing
His Cleaners was a thing of pride; Changing colors on clothing inside; One day, in his shop, his body found by a cop; He found the poor tailor had dyed!!
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Tips Ahoy!
On the course, I’m the number one putter! A Coast Guard Doctor has my heart aflutter! But I was advised to get circumcised by a doc known as Coast Guard cutter!!
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A Special Scalpel!
A Cardiologist stripped. “cause he was warm, says ” multiple surgeries daily is my norm, just give me a special table, and I’ll show you that I’m able, never too drunk to wonderfully perform”!
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She gets in my hair!
My ex-girlfriend is a barber at the mall; We no longer have a relationship at all; I monthly go to see the treatment she gives me- The trips I make are just a “beauty” call!!
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Hands Up!
To be a cop was important to Ben, Protecting and serving, a yen; The Captain,said, “Son, let me see you draw your gun”! and he whipped out his paper and pen!!
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A Miss Take
I finally found a girl I could marry; but one incident causes me to tarry; While making love, she sighed, “I really love you, Clyde, when actually my name is Harry”!
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Like Father, Like Son
When both parents smoke, it’s usually true their children will be smokers, too; For heaven’s sake, give your children a break by being good parents,; It’s the least you can do!!
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