Monthly Archives: April 2014

Too Late!

In college 15 units I have carried;  and it’s been two long years that I have tarried; It now has dawned on me, I can’t get a bachelor’s degree,  for since I  started, I have gotten married!!

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Good enough to eat!

Her husband’s cheating threw her for a loop!  To dispose of him, online she thought she’d snoop= Her search would prove expedient, with him the main ingredient,  She cooked up a big pot of cannibal’s soup!!

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She was his Hart!

An Elk, known to be hale and hearty,  loved a little deer, whom he called Marty;   Going  to a nice affair,  said she couldn’t be there,  “cause it’s going to be a Stag party!!

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Cleaning and Depressing

His Cleaners was a thing of pride; Changing colors on clothing inside;  One day, in his shop, his body found by a cop;  He found the poor tailor had dyed!!

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Tips Ahoy!

On the course, I’m the number one putter!  A Coast Guard Doctor has my heart aflutter!   But I was advised to get circumcised by a doc known as Coast Guard cutter!!

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A Special Scalpel!

A Cardiologist stripped. “cause he was warm,  says ” multiple surgeries daily is my norm, just give me a special table, and I’ll show you that I’m able,  never too drunk to wonderfully perform”!

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She gets in my hair!

My ex-girlfriend is a barber at the mall;  We no longer have a relationship at all;  I monthly go to see the treatment she gives me-  The trips I make are just a “beauty” call!!

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Hands Up!

To be a cop was important to Ben,  Protecting and serving, a yen;   The Captain,said,  “Son, let me see you draw your gun”! and he whipped out his paper and pen!!

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A Miss Take

I finally found a girl I could marry;  but one incident causes me to tarry; While making love, she sighed, “I really love you, Clyde, when actually my name is Harry”!

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Like Father, Like Son

When both parents smoke, it’s usually true  their children will be smokers, too;  For heaven’s sake, give your children a break by being good parents,;  It’s the least you can do!!

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