Monthly Archives: March 2014

Busted!!

A swimmer arrived here from Yemen;  had an unusual desire for women;  With an instructor he spoke about the breast stroke,  and it had nothing to do with swimmin’!

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See Food!

I have a friend who is an Aussie, whose wife,  it seems, was a bit bossy; She told his friend Harvey, “Put some shrimp on the barbie,  and you’d better not make ’em too saucy”!

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Drop Out

I hated to hear the school bell ring;  No anticipation would it bring;  As a rule, I didn’t dislike the school, It was just the principal of the thing!!

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The Breath of Death!!

  I have 2 children, Ben and Beth;  I daily smoke cigarettes and Meth;  My house they will leave, so they can breathe!!  I’ll keep smoking ’til I cause their death!!

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Smoke and choke!

I can understand drinking a little wine!  It can be soothing, making you feel fine!  But for the life of me, I cannot see inhaling toxic chemicals with the risk of dyin’!

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Trans Vest Tight

They said the wedding would be weird,  but it was worse than he had feared; The groom dressed down in a fabulous gown,  the bride,  a long, red beard!”

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Can’t pull the wool!

The male sheep wants to make a grand Slam!!  As in slam, bam, thank you ma’am!!  But I feel, (and it’s no bull),  the way that you get  ‘virgin wool, ”  Is from the sheep faster than the ram!!

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Bait for a double date!

Twin sisters Mary and Molly Fisch make my day!  I had an amorous idea that both wanted to play!  My idea was to double my fun, but I finally had to settle for one,  You should have seen the one … Continue reading

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Full Speed Ahead!

As I grow older, I now find I need a sharp and focused mind;  Ability to cogitate could possibly decelerate,  at 82, mental gymnastics keep me aligned!!

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Landlubber?

Joining the Navy, a guy named Phipps,  Many questions were flowing from his lips; When they asked him “Do you know how to swim?”   “Sure, but doesn’t the Navy still have ships?”

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