Monthly Archives: February 2014

Fired Up!

He was a man, God’s great creation;  Felt smoking was a great sensation;  His mother died, he stood outside,   while smoking during her cremation!!

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She-it!

We start smoking cigarettes when we’re young’  We have a pink left and right lung,   which we can hardly wait to clog and desecrate!  causing our breath to smell like dung!!

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Open Mouth to Open Grave!

Cancer, a disease we hate to see,  usually fatal, we all agree-  caused, we can’t deny, by cigarettes we BUY!!  This disease at least should be FREE!!

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Rear Guard!

He joined the army, a career in mind; A very good friend he would find;  It caused  him to grieve when they asked him to leave-  He hated to leave his buddy’s “behind”!

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Piece. Out!

I was a mild and tolerant son. Now I’m a stern, emboldened one!  For I have changed,  priorities re-arranged,  I am the proud owner of a Gun!!

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Sick Chickens

The cafe’s chickens were nicely fried;  The delicious taste cannot be denied; As they’re being grilled,  asked how live chickens we’re killed,  he replied, “they weren’t- they just died!!

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I’m charmed and armed!

I have gone out to look around;  Two guys I don’t like I have found;  I block their path,  incur their wrath,  and shoot them as I stand my ground!!

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Self Cremation!

No cigarette sales at C.V.S.!,  Lungs everywhere are exclaiming “yes”!! “If you continue to smoke,  while I wheeze and I choke,   your body will make an untimely egress”!!

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