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Monthly Archives: February 2014
Fired Up!
He was a man, God’s great creation; Felt smoking was a great sensation; His mother died, he stood outside, while smoking during her cremation!!
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She-it!
We start smoking cigarettes when we’re young’ We have a pink left and right lung, which we can hardly wait to clog and desecrate! causing our breath to smell like dung!!
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Open Mouth to Open Grave!
Cancer, a disease we hate to see, usually fatal, we all agree- caused, we can’t deny, by cigarettes we BUY!! This disease at least should be FREE!!
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Rear Guard!
He joined the army, a career in mind; A very good friend he would find; It caused him to grieve when they asked him to leave- He hated to leave his buddy’s “behind”!
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Piece. Out!
I was a mild and tolerant son. Now I’m a stern, emboldened one! For I have changed, priorities re-arranged, I am the proud owner of a Gun!!
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Sick Chickens
The cafe’s chickens were nicely fried; The delicious taste cannot be denied; As they’re being grilled, asked how live chickens we’re killed, he replied, “they weren’t- they just died!!
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I’m charmed and armed!
I have gone out to look around; Two guys I don’t like I have found; I block their path, incur their wrath, and shoot them as I stand my ground!!
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Self Cremation!
No cigarette sales at C.V.S.!, Lungs everywhere are exclaiming “yes”!! “If you continue to smoke, while I wheeze and I choke, your body will make an untimely egress”!!
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