Monthly Archives: January 2014

Family “Affair”

I loved my fiance,  wanted no other;  She insisted I get approval of her mother;  We met on a warm night, “twas love at very first sight,  we’re married, and the best man was her brother!!

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The Terminator

It seemed the days of business were forever done;  The CEO was busy firing everyone;  First he fired the cooks, then the ones who kept his books,   then he went into the forest, and fired his gun!!

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The Bare Facts!

The human body is beautiful, everybody knows;   The artist asked this lovely young lady to pose, He asked, “would you consider me rude,  if I painted you in the nude”?  She said, yes mister, you’re gonna have to put on … Continue reading

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Tying the Not!

With women,  he’d always look at one!  The thin, curvaceous, skinny or fat one;  and he was heard to say,  on his wedding day, “I’ll take this one, and that one and that one”!!

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Empathy

One upon whom gracious fortune has smiled,  who also has siblings so sweet and mild;  It seems so very strange, priorities can change,  God help the selfish and ungrateful child!!

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Lovin’ from the Oven

He is a very entrepreneurial guy,   Knows how eating chicken can get you get you “high”!  He says he is gonna feed his chicks marijuana,  and make a great big chicken “pot” pie!!

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SMOKE JOKE!!

On the desert, the hottest day yet;  For the trip, a CAMEL we would get;  They took us aside,  as we’re ready to ride,  and they gave us a single cigarette!!

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The Family Dynamic

A daunting figure, my mother-in-law; The nicest person ever I saw;  One day at lunch, she offered me a punch, and landed one right on my jaw!!

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A bird in hand

Social media, an excellent way to meet;  Friendship and also love can be complete;  Your fingers, the transmitter, and if you’re using Twitter, you’ll find that you are in for a great tweet!

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Wean and Mean!

His biceps caused his shirt to burst!  To marry him, she had a thirst;  He said,  “We’ll have to wait, ’til we set a date,   I’ll have to ask my  mommy first!”    

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