Monthly Archives: December 2013

Silly Con Valley

He was a real University geek,  who used mega effort each week:  Now he is all set,  he uses the net to catch many fish from the creek!!         

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Saddle Up!!

They elected a sheriff called Flossie;   Female deputies thought she was bossy!  The guys thought she was great, and could hardly wait  ’til they could get into her posse!!

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A Hard Sell!

The fertility clinic, always a crowd;  Their record made them justly proud!  Their record was fine,  women standing in line,  for a doctor who was well endowed!!

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The Buck starts Here!

My darling, I am fawn of you,  and you know you are my deer,  too;  and ‘though you know I have no doe,  you know my hart is true!!

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Many Slip!

His company was sinking, day by day;  and many old clients had moved away;  So Jack was hip, when receiving the pink slip,  and knew it wasn’t lingerie!!

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Windshield Notice!

The Sheriff evicted him,  one day, because his rent he could not pay!  and soon, it was widely known, he could not pay his auto loan;  was evicted from his Chevrolet!!

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Nocturnal Reunion

The apartment was clean and new,  No cockroaches were in view;  No pests to run, not a SINGLE one;  They were married with big families, too!!

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The hole truth

She said my veracity was in doubt;   My girl would argue and would shout!  It aroused my ire when she called me a lyre,  I didn’t know what she was harping about!!

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A Family Affair

To be The Mayor he could hardly wait;  He expected support from his marital mate;  He was surprised when he realized,  his wife voted for the other candidate!!

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Not Shucking

The farmer and his ex-girlfriend had talked;   He wanted to break it off, but she balked;   He walked out from his barn into his field of corn;  He got the feeling he was being “stalked”!

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