Monthly Archives: August 2013

To each his own!

I was at at an African Wildlife retreat,  A  man came running, white as a sheet!  He proceeded to declare, “There’s a man-eating tiger out there!!  If the guy’s hungry, let him eat what he wants to eat!!

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Sadder Bud Wiser!

The judge and thief were face to face, 23 bottles of beer from the liquor  place;  Said the judge, “there’s no doubt,  I’m throwing the charges out,  ’cause clearly you do not have a case“!

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Solar Plexus

NASA went to the Moon; a job well done!  There is no bias- room for everyone!  So to that end, they vow to send     a Black Man to be first to the Sun!!

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Going up in Smoke!

Her boyfriend still smokes! What a nut!  He won’t stop smoking, no matter what!! But one day, with a frown,  threw his cigarette down!  She then went over and Kicked his butt!!

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A Hot Pinoy! That’s my Boy!

My son was born in New Orleans, but he just loves The Philippines!  He says  ” A thrill for me would be to see Wow Wow Willie in tight blue jeans!!

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White’s House

John Brown  was a man with heart and drama;  would free the slaves, according to his Mama;  The opposition agreed if somehow he’d succeed,  a black president would arise and be called Obama!!

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Motion Potion

The girl gave in to her boyfriends’ demands; a son was born,  ‘though not part of their plans!  but I have a strong notion, had they used “Jergens Lotion” they wouldn’t have that little chap on their hands!!

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Can’t Weed or Right!

This is a tale of Jake and Donna!, made steamy love while in a sauna!  The resultant little tot one day asked for “the pot”!  and Jake rolled him 3 joints of marijuana!!

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Sub Ordinates

Being Mayor of New York must be nice!  The person under him is called Vice!  If the one under him, happens to be called Kim,  He’ll run for office at least twice!!

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Halt in the name of my law!

I was wrestling this girl; I was on top  A guy comes along, and tells me to stop!  He started jerking on me,  my side pocket he couldn’t see my .22-  I stood my ground against an off-duty cop!

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