Monthly Archives: June 2013

I’m Good for the Neighborhood!

An armed homeowner is driving around;  spots a young man and tracks him down:  a fight ensues,  one which he’ll lose, He kills him,  saying,  “I stood my ground”!!

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U. S. Owe!

To go to Iraq was his command,      His mission?  to help them free their land!  On the corner, he begs, since he lost his legs, and we won’t even give him a hand!

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Flattered Wife Syndrome

The angry housewife knocked him down;  The husband soon was outward bound!  She fired over his head, wishing he were dead, and then told others, “I stood my ground”!!

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Home Sweet Home

The man’s on the bottom step, sitting down,  The homeowner felt he shouldn’t be around!  Getting her gun, she fired, and the old guy expired,   Said she, “Thank  God I’m able to “stand my ground”!!

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