Monthly Archives: February 2013

Shades of gray matter

I thought I was “bright,” as the saying goes;  My friends all differed,  had this to disclose-  offering this insight, were my brains dynamite, I wouldn’t have enough to “blow my nose”!!

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An Hone$t Mi$take!

The Bank looked like a pawnshop; I went to pawn  my gun; The teller saw the weapon, and issuing cash was done;  I was confused, but happily, I took the money forced on me,  when someone screamed, all I could … Continue reading

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Coast to coast

The car thief went shopping, one day; He picked out a new Chevrolet;  He drove for a test, and then headed west, and was nabbed on the outskirts of L. A.!!

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Clean Ending

Money can be made in stocks, no doubt; Our savvy   investor found this out;   With an ipo issue,  invested in toilet tissue, in the end, she was totally wiped out!!

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What Happened?

The car thief made a beautiful choice;  The splendor made his friend rejoice!  His girlfriend asked how they  caught them so fast?  in the 2013 Pink Rolls Royce!!

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Out of the Closet?

At the hospital. I’m a male nurse;  My friend tells lies that couldn’t be worse;  When I heard him say that I am gay,  I slapped him with my Gucci Purse!!

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Kemo Sabe

To mortgage seekers, she posed no danger;  With her Native American friend, was no stranger;  She needed no mask to complete her task, for she was the loan arranger!!

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Fighting the hand that bed you!

Gun Control is topic number one, some homes have a total of none;  It’s unknown to me, and would be interesting to see how many are killed by their own gun!!

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What’s in a name?

He loved his wife, and aimed to please;  Made love to her with warmth and ease;  So he was yellin’, I love you Helen, when his wife’s name is Louise!!

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An Extra Point

She said she played football; he didn’t believe her;  She had great spirit, an eager beaver;  She would contend she was a tight end,  turned out, she was a wide receiver!!

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