Monthly Archives: December 2012

Si See

I met a girl from Valparaiso;  She cooked me frijoles and queso;  I asked, “would you be a sweetheart to me?   She said, Si Si amigo, if you say so!!

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Tres Bien!

I met a French Gal in a bank;  I have my good Karma to thank;  She asked me “honey, do you have any money?”  She said oui oui when I showed her my franc!!

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Size Matters!

Her boyfriend left her home reluctantly;  She told him their romance could never be;  “What I told you tonight,  I didn’t mean your height,  when I said you were much too short for me!!”

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Get her Cheddar!

Mama Mouse was really very  hard to please!  Her antics drove her husband to his knees,  saying, “don’t give me that crap about seeing a big trap,  you go out there and get that piece of cheese”!!

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I’m Busted!

My wife’s a little dear,  but she thinks that I am “queer,”   And she’s a little meanie, taking back her string bikini,  but  I am going to keep this pink brassiere!!

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Bon Appetit?

I have a good friend, Albert Keith, and diabetes lurks beneath; His appetite is great, and he keeps putting on weight,  He’s digging his grave with his teeth!

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The Nosey Neighbor

Your nosey neighbor’s watching you; and she sees everything you do;  When a burglar shows, and into your house goes, her eyes are watching your property, too!!

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Assault and Pepper Spray

Assault; A violent physical or verbal attack!  I heard a noise and jumped out of the sack! saw an intruder, and I fired,  held the trigger ’til I was tired;  He’s gone, my  beloved Uncle Jack!

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Goal!

As a youngster, I was always playing tricks;  played lots of sports, beginning at age six;  I liked them all, no doubt, but very soon found out, in soccer, I could really get my kicks!

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Sittin’ Pretty!

I drove one of the city trucks;  went to the lake and fed the  ducks;  I don’t know who to thank,  I’m now living above a bank!  My assets over  twenty million bucks!  

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