Monthly Archives: November 2012

Spotless

I have a restaurant on the beach;  Kitchen cleanliness is what I teach;  If, once in a while food drops to my tile, I will clean it thoroughly with bleach!!

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E Male

The new professor was a gorgeous creature;  The student thought he’d try his best to  reach her;  He’d not seen any cuter,  he got a new computer,  and showed  up with an “Apple” for the teacher!!

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No Puppy Love!

She said my animals made her itch!  She would yell profanity in a loud pitch! but I cried and cried, and almost died when she called my puppy a son of a b-t-h!!

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The Smell of Fear!

When the robber pulled his gun, I froze!  How frightened I was, nobody knows,  but when he was gone, I ran to “the john,”  I knew I had to change my clothes!!

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Special List!

He was a noted surgeon, and thought he’d specialize,  in making gorgeous females from ordinary guys!  It was his specialty, and soon found out that he had been nominated for the No Ball Prize!

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Brood cause she’s nude?

Thanksgiving, a holiday everyone knows;  The wife had been featured on cooking shows;   At home, she’s expressing , to cook the turkey without dressing,  The husband said “no, you go and put on some clothes”!

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;Orientation/your Generation

There’s a type of show called reality; Where couples confess infidelity  They confess their slime, which is captured in time,  For their kids and grandkids to see!!

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Clothes Shave

His cheating filled his wife with venom;  His arguments in defense he could not win them;  She cut up his clothes, and made sure he knows, next time she does that, he’ll be in ’em!

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A Salt and Buttery

An incident ocurred in The South, an assault by a guy called Red Routh;  He was under arrest, for biting a girl’s breast, and he also got a “bust” in the mouth!!

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Burny Made-off

He invested in financial ventures, placing money in shaky debentures;  His stocks sunk beneath, could hurt to the teeth, except he was wearing full dentures!  

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