Monthly Archives: July 2012

Bad Timing

An armor-clad man came my way; I asked him what he had to say;  With armor so bright, he said “I’m a knight”!  Then why are you out during the day?”!

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Safe not sorry

Each man had a donkey, and fear that the weather was stormy, not clear; One guy wanted to stay, but heard his friend say, “I’m getting my ass out of here”!!

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Attention!

I needed a massage today; A lady with smooth hands seemed okay;  Reaching my most sensitive area of all, My “little soldier” was “standing tall”!   for she was rubbing me the “wrong way”!     

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My Love

The man I love just isn’t very bold!  His femininity sometimes leaves me cold;  His defenders began saying he’s every inch a man,  If this is true, he’s only 3 years old!,

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Careful, Lady!

The pregnant lady was a clown, on a busy street, she walked downtown; She stepped off the curb, the bus driver named Herb, yelled, , “Careful, you also can be “Knocked DOWN”!i

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Breathtaking!

I love you, sweetheart; you’re my Beth! You vow that you love me to death! I love when you declare I’m a breath of fresh air,  I wish it were true of your breath!

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A Family Man

I told her that I loved her, and no other; She took me home to meet her dad and mother;  I’ve always been a family man, but I followed a different plan, for I fell totally in love with her … Continue reading

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Citizen’s A Rest!

I came home after my day’s  work was done,  My wife and some guy having lots of fun:  She said,  “He’s committing rape, so  just let him escape;and  I’ll get dressed and go call 9-1-1!

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My Wife’s Happy Pets

Thought my wife was using drugs behind my back, I’d come home, and she’d be snoring “in the sack”!  Once I sneaked into the house, saw a dizzy, staggering mouse,  Found her with the dog and kitty, all “smoking Crack”!

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Can You Dig It?

Having a bountiful supply of coal,  Yet oil’s taking its economic toll;  The stakes are so big, if we don’t start to dig, then we’ll all end up “in the hole”!

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