Monthly Archives: July 2012

Eight Decades

Some said that this is “corn,” and I should drop it!  I’m looking for some brave soul who can top it!  But I am 81, and having so much fun, I see no reason now why I should stop it! … Continue reading

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It’s the Pits!

The cherry tree was down, and no one hid it!  Washington’s father was strict, and did forbid it! When cornered with the ax,  George gave the “wimpy” facts; when questioned he then claimed that Popeye did it!        P.s. Olive through … Continue reading

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Blue Notes!

She was a stripper; a good attitude;  Played a guitar as her dance was viewed;  but the music stopped, when her “G’ string popped, and left the musician in the nude”!

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At Last!

The praying female parrot you’d adore,  welcomed the male she’d never seen before;  and like an anxious dove, they soon were making love; said she,  “this is what I have been praying for”!  

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This guy is shell shocked!

I’m a nice turtle, part of a good group, I like to think I’m “in the loop,”  but I got indigestion, when  this “nerd” asked the question, “do you like the taste of Turtle Soup?”!      

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Aha!

They knew he had drugs in the shack,  but they couldn’t find the type in his pack;  when they told him to bend, and they saw his rear end, they knew right away it was Crack”!

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Run For Cover

On the beach, her bikini showed her tush;  The lifeguard came and gave her a push!  He said, ‘ma’am, these are the facts, you must use bikini wax, and I’m not beating around the bush”!

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No Butts

Billy Goat loved his sweetheart, Fannie!  His feelings for her were uncanny!  Becoming pregnant, she did, and to care for his kid,  Billy sought out and found a good nanny!  

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Cancer For $ale!

Why people $moke cigarette$, I can’t $ee!  Inhaling cau$tic chemical$ endle$$ly;  Tho$e Cigarette$ they BUY, and prematurely die;  Co$tly cancer at lea$t should be FREE!!,

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Now you Tell Me!

Being married,  seeing a priest was wise; asking him was adultery something he’d advise; He said, “If you do, Hell is waiting for you!”  I went away with tears in my eyes!

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