Monthly Archives: June 2012

I have two stocks that I want to grow;  Continental Can and Consolidated Gas, so, Since I knew well, one I had to sell,  I sat on my can and let my gas go!

I’m in The Army, and I try to please;  I  scrub the floor while on my knees! so when they say “attention”!,  I comply, but have to mention it’s my big uniform that is “at ease”!

I’m an octogenarian, and filled with consternation; My procreation muscle causes me much aggravation ; While I know it is down, I find no one around,  willing to render helpful resuscitation!

I’ve loved her since first I kissed her, so lovely I can’t resist her, and it was my plan to be a family man, so now I’m married to her sister!

Any rumor I’m “hen pecked” should be forever gone;  There are no indications that I am just a pawn! I can say, definitely, the pants are worn by me;  She only tells me what pair to put on!

Thought his wife wasn’t faithful at all!, so he followed her over to the mall;  she came to a stop at a nice beauty shop;  She was only making a “beauty call!”

He had never owned a dog before,; A speech impediment had him lisping more; Giving his dog a command, which it didn’t understand, Saying “sit,” his dog messed up the floor!

He had long ears that looked funny,  but he worked hard, and made money, being sensitive about his ears, he just winces when he hears his sweetheart cynically call him “bunny”!

I decided that she was the one;  She wanted to have sexual fun, saying, “I’ll give you affection, but you’ll have to use protection,”  so I went out and got myself a gun!

You told me that your love would never change, and I felt that your actions were not strange;  I didn’t know when you kissed me, just why you said you “missed me,” until I saw you on the firing range!!