Monthly Archives: June 2012

Sweet Smell of Success

I have two stocks that I want to grow;  Continental Can and Consolidated Gas, so, Since I knew well, one I had to sell,  I sat on my can and let my gas go!

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Tension!

I’m in The Army, and I try to please;  I  scrub the floor while on my knees! so when they say “attention”!,  I comply, but have to mention it’s my big uniform that is “at ease”!

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Help! I’ve fallen…..

I’m an octogenarian, and filled with consternation; My procreation muscle causes me much aggravation ; While I know it is down, I find no one around,  willing to render helpful resuscitation!

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Kindred Spirits

I’ve loved her since first I kissed her, so lovely I can’t resist her, and it was my plan to be a family man, so now I’m married to her sister!

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Cluck! Cluck!

Any rumor I’m “hen pecked” should be forever gone;  There are no indications that I am just a pawn! I can say, definitely, the pants are worn by me;  She only tells me what pair to put on!

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Suspicious Mind

Thought his wife wasn’t faithful at all!, so he followed her over to the mall;  she came to a stop at a nice beauty shop;  She was only making a “beauty call!”

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Shucks

He had never owned a dog before,; A speech impediment had him lisping more; Giving his dog a command, which it didn’t understand, Saying “sit,” his dog messed up the floor!

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

24 Carrots

He had long ears that looked funny,  but he worked hard, and made money, being sensitive about his ears, he just winces when he hears his sweetheart cynically call him “bunny”!

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Safety First

I decided that she was the one;  She wanted to have sexual fun, saying, “I’ll give you affection, but you’ll have to use protection,”  so I went out and got myself a gun!

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

You aim to please!

You told me that your love would never change, and I felt that your actions were not strange;  I didn’t know when you kissed me, just why you said you “missed me,” until I saw you on the firing range!!

Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment