Monthly Archives: August 2011

Dire Circumstances!

THERE’S VERY LITTLE FOOD WHERE I RESIDE; COCKROACHES ARE STARVING, TEARY EYED!  INSTEAD  OF HIDING AT NIGHT, AND STAYING OUT OF SIGHT,   THEY COME OUT DURING THE DAY- -SUICIDE!!

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C.U. Later!

THE BELEAGUERED COLONEL KNEW, IN HIS HEART, THE CAMPAIGN WAS FALLING APART;   AND, SENSING DEFEAT, SAID “SOON WE WILL RETREAT!  WITH MY BAD LEG, I’M GETTING A HEAD START!!

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Out of Business

It was clear, the guy was drinking liquor,  His remarks about her couldn’t have been sicker;  and so this boozer said, “she’s a 3  time loser, A  pregnant hooker, driving an Edsel with a Nixon sticker”!

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Unhappy hunting Grounds!

My friends and I had a hunting event, Camping out, I failed to pay house rent;  My wife, who’s my squaw,  with my mother-in-law, sais,  “You go back and live in that tent!!

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What’s in a Name?

Two girlfriends were visibly upset;  “heard you called me a witch when we met”!  She replied, tactfully,  “A witch you can’t be, as long as there’s a “B” in the alphabet!”

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GO Weigh!

My good friend was London bound;  So I told him some facts I’d found;  To find a prostitute, pick one “thin and cute”  ’cause they sell it “by the pound!”

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Bird Watcher

The little duckling saw the salmon spawn,   but his loneliness lived on, and in spite of what you’ve heard,  this ugly little bird became an ugly swan!

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