Monthly Archives: May 2011

Compromise

His fiance in China was nice, and often would ask his advice; She said, lovingly, I will agree, to eat your oatmeal if you’ll eat my rice!

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What foods these morsels be!

Romeo was in love when they met; In a restaurant, great meals they would get; Then asked Romeo, “How much do I owe?” “That depends on how much Juliet!”

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Semi-mental

Being depressed, he went to a shrink, learning positive  things that made him think; While driving, he made a stop, hit a car driven by a cop,   being cordial, he offered the officer a drink!

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It’s better to give!

The guy felt The Judge was so naive, so he told a lie meant to deceive; “As a Christian, as I live,  I feel it’s far better to give”!  “So do I, so 20 years is what you’ll receive”!

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Ink rhymes with stink!

An offensive professor was teaching math, and writing poetry, as he always hath; His iambic pentameter, and circular diameter failed to make him realize he needed a bath!

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When you got to go!

A proud Englishman from Great Britain, bought his lovely young wife a cute kitten; She failed to provide a litter box inside, It left traces wherever it was xx sittin’!

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To Have and to Hold!

He cheated on her, and would not stop it; She’d bring it up, and he’d say, “drop it”! His fidelity returned, when one day he learned, Her hero was Lorena Bobette!

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Sky Diving?

  I chose an airline to commute, my apprehension soon took root: I was nearly floored; the pilot stepped aboard wearing a strapped-0n parachute!

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Traveling!

  My nephew, from the age of four, had a basketball career in store; It was clear to me, and I could see, the way he dribbled on the floor!

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Irish Eyes!

Mrs. O’Leary, who talks with a lilt, peeped under a married man’s kilt; His wife, Sarah Jane, says “Do that again, and I fear that some blood may be spilt!

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