Monthly Archives: April 2011

Defeat the heat!

A very hot day, my girl and I were talking;  The street sweepers, sweating, stalling and balking;  Standing there in my straw hat, I saw a dog chasing a cat, it was so hot that both of them were walking!

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Goodbye, Flies!

I have an invention I feel is keen,  It’s something I have never seen!  I want to get the credit, before someone else can get it,,  A screen door on a submarine!!

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Gentleman from Rangoon

A proud gentleman from Rangoon, whose daughter matured much too soon, He asked “are you chaste, as his daughter he faced, She said “I’m expecting in June”

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Strontium 90

  An atomic scientist was a physician, became bored, and resigned his position; So he took a pole to the ole fishin hole, and engaged in some neuclear fishin!

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Girl Talk

Two girlfriends were visibly upset;  “heard you called me a witch when we met”!  The other replied, tactfully, “a witch you can’t be, as long as there’s a “B” in the alphabet”!

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Basket Bawl

Their kid got a bad school report,  yet he’s good in his favorite sport:  Parents feel they’re wise, but to their surprise,  the kid ends up in Juvenile Court!

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Pit Bo$$!

A Gambler is a hapless soul, with no clue for fiscal control;  He comes and goes, the casino knows,  win or lose, they end up “in the hole”!

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IRATE PIRATE

The pirate had a girl, a real beauty. He stole lots of gold for his cutie;  While carrying his loot, he tripped on a boot,  he stumbled and fell right on his booty!

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A prospective Fireman

A prospective fireman was hired, ’twas a job that he always admired, He was canned, he did learn, and he did a slow burn, “The idea that a fireman is “fired!”

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Eli Whitney

Eli Whitney, who had a broad chin, was gregarious, and had a broad grin, Told his guests, “it is fine to drink all my wine; Keep your cotton-pickin hands off my gin.”

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